Probly a old 250 XT Yam would worry half of them .
You get a crate of bear , a disc grinder , a gas torch & a Can of Bondo .
Appoaching Massey Feruson Melborn re a ' Costomiser ' position , I was told " youd sit in the little uniform
AND Fill IN the FORM , of the ' coustom ' :shock: options the customer required ! THEN , walk across to the WORKSHOP
and give it to the mechanic .
Then go back to your little desk in your little uniform . AND , when the Phone Rang ( a few days later ) go to the workshop , With YOUR COPY of the Coustom Accesory List . And CHECK that the mechanic had
put the right ones on . :lol:
What kind of bozzos . . . " Dosent require a disc grinder & a gas torch then ? " . . . ' Er No . ' . . . ". O.K. . . . I think Ayell pass , thanks "
SO yr little Yamawotsit thingo , maybe the silly 500 / 600 ? 81ish two barrell . . Er , wotsit . ! :shock:
COMES with " Extended Forks ( fit spacer spring top ) 21 In front wheel ( fit nice tyre ) THROW ALL THE BL :shock: DY plastic AWAY . get a spoon seat , alloy guards , assult the rear spring to lower the rear
about six foot ( needs say 4 in travle ) AND shes raked & wotsitederisedum .
Of course we need a can of black paint , Raceing Tyres , and pegs where they wont drag . And dont tell everyone . Theyll all want one . ( might need a bates lamp & tailamp to . . . )
Seems mufflers are passe on this type of thing , it should sound like a constipated tractor to 2.000 rpm then brawl monotonously , to Fit In . :wink: