Matt, do you really want to go there?
I ride to work, mate...How`s Shank's pony working for you?
You have ridden [poorly] several of my bikes, within the past few years...last time I had a ride on one of yours was 30+ years ago,[ probably, your bent, rough running Commando].
What have YOU got now?
In fact, have you posted any pix of your sad old Norton?
Like when you put hooligan handlebars & a Hi-rider tank on it - it was painted rough black with some depressing Neil Young slogan written across it?