This is how you pick up women with a Norton...

swooshdave · May 4, 2011

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mFs3nzbl6Uk[/video]

Easily the worse commercial I have ever seen, despite having a Norton in it. Thanks for nothing.

bwolfie · May 4, 2011

I think hobot's rear wheel does that daily!

Diablouph · May 4, 2011

What's the big deal, it's just another day on my norton.

Gino Rondelli · May 4, 2011

Funny enough I was speaking to Peter Scratchard recently and he told me about taking 2 commandos (if I remember correctly) from the Oxford area of the UK to near Rome to film that, all expenses paid I think so not a bad gig.
Where do you buy these tyres? Cool in the dark.........

Hobot · May 4, 2011

Yes its just like that for some of us Commando riders but I quite burning up tires like that as no video for it back then. Right now stumped just to hear one all alone.

britbike220 · May 4, 2011

I'll have to watch the video a few more times because things never seem to pan out like that for me........ :cry:

pelican · May 4, 2011

lol, is like a day in my life, only an hour or two later I realize the woman is just another trashy skank

swooshdave · May 4, 2011

pelican said:
lol, is like a day in my life, only an hour or two later I realize the woman is just another trashy skank

yeah but that previous couple hours sure are fun...

CanukNortonNut · May 4, 2011

LOL
The ad Almost had me convinced except the Norton would have had a silver dollar sized scent posting of straight weight 50 near the rear wheel. :mrgreen:
Good one dave.
CNN

Jeandr · May 4, 2011

That's waht happens when you run the breather on the rear tire :wink:

Jean

Hobot · May 4, 2011

Ah, what was the ad selling anyway?

Diablouph · May 4, 2011

lol, is like a day in my life, only an hour or two later I realize the woman is just another trashy skank

Mine's developed a leak.

Jeandr · May 4, 2011

Diablouph said:
lol, is like a day in my life, only an hour or two later I realize the woman is just another trashy skank

Click to expand...

Mine's developed a leak.

Didn't you fit an anti-drain :?:

swooshdave · May 4, 2011

Of course we all know it's fantasy as any proper Norton owner would be too busy posting on this forum about the virtues of reed valves, single weight oils, rod ends and TriSparks to bother with the randy wench...

I blame Jerry.

:mrgreen:

Diablouph · May 4, 2011

Didn't you fit an anti-drain

It would be quite inappropriate to discuss wet sumping right now.

marston rhode · May 5, 2011

Call me a Grumpy Old Git if you like, but I see that Norton Motorcycles (UK) Ltd are claiming some involvement with this advert. Strange then that it doesn't feature a 961 Commando rather than the proper Commando used. There again, I suppose they were just too busy delivering 961's to all those customers who've already paid in full and waited, and waited, and......... :lol:

swooshdave · May 5, 2011

marston rhode said:
Call me a Grumpy Old Git if you like, but I see that Norton Motorcycles (UK) Ltd are claiming some involvement with this advert. Strange then that it doesn't feature a 961 Commando rather than the proper Commando used. There again, I suppose they were just too busy delivering 961's to all those customers who've already paid in full and waited, and waited, and......... :lol:

Are you on that list? Do you know someone who is?

marston rhode · May 5, 2011

[quote="swooshdave]
Are you on that list? Do you know someone who is?[/quote]

No. Yes. And I've ridden a production 961 that convinced me not being on the list was the correct decision.

cash · May 5, 2011

What woman? :shock:

Cash

79x100 · May 5, 2011

What's 'Gucci' ? I thought that it said 'Guzzi Advert' , otherwise I wouldn't have bothered looking.

This is how you pick up women with a Norton...

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