How do you "Do It "?

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I tried to do right, i did. i scoured "Access", read my Haynes manual, etc. i still had trouble and it didn't really make any difference if it's changing out isolastics, Amals to JS flat slides back to Amals, or charging the battery. Then i discovered........It was all because my mind wasn't right!! i've found that if i have 3 shots of brandy (doesn't matter which), put The Who's "My Generation" on really loud and puff on a Dr. Grabo, that i'm accomplishing way more, in a shorter amount of time than i ever did before and it seems to work right, to boot! wtf. i don't even bleed as much and i don't wear mech gloves.

Given the amount of future time that certainly will be spent working on the bike, and my advancing age, i need to conserve as much time as possible. So, is there a better combination of beverage, music and tobacco that would improve my efficiency even more?? Make me smarter? or another thing or two i could add to my repertoire before commencing work?

I start getting my Social Security in June. Should i feel guilty about using my check for Norton parts?? Does that make me a liberal or conservative then, Hobot? LBJ's Great Society has come to pass!!! We're all such lucky socialists!!!!
 
Damnit redape did you ever press some flashback buttons. I'm permenanelty freaked out by unplanned unxpected deaths so pissed off at each new delay attempting new or old tasks I'm not equiped for - computers to cycles. There is no accounting for tastes, karmic Wyrd paybacks, phase of the moon and plain ole fate hunting us all down to the end. Whats poison to one person can be medicine to another and possible to change roles over time too, so only trial and error while monitoring the after effects of tasks done or more delays recovering self medication meditation. Hard labor and dangerous stuff I am so buzzed it'd be a waste of money to indulge, I like thc & mild beer for tedious tasks like cycle mechanics and inventing. When I fail stronger ethanol helps numb my attitude but don't take much or hangover hinders. If not for all the down sides there is something to be said for the purified white powders of various sorts but its too quickly deminishing returns, so not worth it long term routine. Nictotine is what allows me to be around myself as in my genes from my daddy smoking Viceroy's. Got Macaw on arm chair, fireplace flaming with Peel frame at my feet and new engine just beyond so time to light one up in honor of your calmed apporach to tasks at hand. There is some self testing of brain health to this self medicating, not a good sign if performance decays but is a good prognosis if ya become more pleasantly efficient. It is a race to the finish for all of us.
 
hehe I dislike most my mechanics tasks so what ever puts me in a motive mood or a tolerating attitude is good medicine to me. I had too many hot chicks keeping me form cycle hobby so wasted on names I can't remember. In a good way I got burnt out on harsh intoxicants early on so only special occassions actaully get much a buzz or more. One the gals I do remember her name was a altternative nutritional yogic techers I force myself on so shyly she couldn't believe she'd had a smoking toking boyfriend. Challenged me once on why i toked... hmm, hadn't ever put words to that, hmm, said it slowed my thoughts down so I could see them and then grab an appropriated one and the next better. She beinginvolved with ADHD, this made some sense to her - for a while longer. I'm tryiing to get a bit of red wine in now and then, maybe a small glass worth w/o getting draggy achy cranky as its supposed to be good for you and my favorite booze buzz with lots of flash backs to a gal I forget her name but took time to teach about wines she served in fancy restrurants. Peel has put a lot in my pipe to smoke on making weird things work out mostly with junk on hand. Sometimes people give me herb gifts and can get so into my thoughts I drive pass my home turn off instantly realizing it with a nod to that particualar chemistry then turn around laughing at myself. Now if I could remember where I put some things...
 
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