Snappy Dressers make crap Mechanics

Cash in hand jobs means getting paid by cash for jobs done and not letting the tax man know in OZ, never been paid for a hand job lol.
 
Last November I sold my 2013 Triumph Thruxton, the first thing my wife said was, what are we going to buy with the money, I told her straight away my money not hers, I sell a toy to buy toys so back off my dear, I had my toys long before she came along, I been semi-retired for 9 years now since taking a redundancy from my job of 31 years at 55 years old so any cash in hand work I get for pocket money goes to spending for me, myself and I lol.
I also know for a fact when she has a big win when she plays bingo she don't tell me about it, my daughter always tells me but lol.
 
I recently invested in a new suit. A black one. Expect it to be put to increasingly frequent use too, sadly.
 
when not in the garage at weekends working on bikes, I am in other peopleā€™s houses working. I started with a NEW pair of work trousers ( with knee pads built in) last week, and felt slightly overdressed..... but after stripping out a shower room and retiling most of it, they are getting to the slightly messy stage, which feels much better....lol!
 
As I work in the building trade I met truck loads of house wife's that are not happy with their executive type husbands attempts to fix general wear n tear issues around the house let alone mechanical stuff that become total cluster f..ks and some are telling them not to even touch stuff in front of me which I honestly feel is demeaning to them...oh well another job for the boys.
At home I do electrical plumbing tiling etc as im a tight prick and enjoy doing it myself same goes for automotive except machine shop work..I do get the electrical work certified by a registered sparkie
I'm a little rough around the edges I suppose šŸ˜Ž
"Emasculated males"
They create them, then they loathe them.
 
"Emasculated males"
They create them, then they loathe them.
I was doing this job once for a guy on his home with a "man bun"..he asked if I could tidy up his Porsche after I done his home ...while working on the car he grabbed a container of petrol and said he was going to burn off all his garden trimmings....which were green as...any ways a few minutes later I heard screams from his wife...what happened was he doused the built fire stack with the fuel and lit it and it went woof...then the fire died down so he figured he would tip some more petrol on to get her going....well I ended up helping him into the shower ...his hair eye brows were almost gone and he had bad burns to his arms and torso...I wrapped cling wrap around his arms and his wife rushed him to hospital....
He WOKE up quickly that day.....bloody idiot ....quess he won't do that again
 
I was doing this job once for a guy on his home with a "man bun"..he asked if I could tidy up his Porsche after I done his home ...while working on the car he grabbed a container of petrol and said he was going to burn off all his garden trimmings....which were green as...any ways a few minutes later I heard screams from his wife...what happened was he doused the built fire stack with the fuel and lit it and it went woof...then the fire died down so he figured he would tip some more petrol on to get her going....well I ended up helping him into the shower ...his hair eye brows were almost gone and he had bad burns to his arms and torso...I wrapped cling wrap around his arms and his wife rushed him to hospital....
He WOKE up quickly that day.....bloody idiot ....quess he won't do that again
The twat-knot survived atop his cranium, no doubt.
Because real world applied science & physics is not taught/used/wanted anymore.
 
The twat-knot survived atop his cranium, no doubt.
Because real world applied science & physics is not taught/used/wanted anymore.
There wasn't much left of it...the next time I saw him he was sporting a #4 hair cut...twat knot gone.šŸ¤£
He was a I.T work from home guy...clever at what he did best...just lacked brains and common sence
 
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