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marshg246 said:
It's all over the place here. My bins (trash, recycle, yard waste) go out Tuesday night for Wednesday pickup by the county. However, only part of the county has government pickup. You must hire a company in the rest of the country or go to the landfill yourself. It all ends up at the country land fill.

When I lived in Germany, we had two small bins. They inspected the contents. Recycle in the trash bin or vice versa, no pickup and a note (or big talking to). Also, they used a very sensitive metal detector to see if there was metal in the trash - a major no-no. I actually appreciated it as what's the point of recycling if it's not really done.
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Yep we have some of that also
We get what's called a" hanger " in my area
If you have the wrong rubbish in the wrong bin you get a hanger on your bin
Get 3 hangers and they won't collect anymore
Or something like that!
 
the joke was sent in to Tony Blackburn’s Saturday morning ‘60s pop show. He has just turned 80 and still does his live show from London on BBC Radio 2. As he says, all jokes are sent in by listeners. Here’s another one:

“ Apparently , the inventors of the ferris wheel and the merry-go-round never met. It was all down to the fact that they moved in very different circles”
 
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
 
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