SEASONAL GREETINGS

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SEASONAL GREETINGS
From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of motorcycle brand or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
With appropriate salutations,
The Paul Zuniga family
 
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Merry Christmas GP


I have a few Chinese and Indian suppliers, without fail all through the year they send me an emails wishing me Happy Easter, Christmas and New Year etc etc.


Call it what it is, its just an extra excuse for a good day :D
 
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My God, thanks for the laugh! That's hilarious! :)

The Merriest of Christmas to you, and yours!
 
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To celebrate properly I bought myself a Harbor Freight motorcyle lift. Best to you and yours.
 
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Um, er, thanks GrandPaul, I think...

Anyways. All the best to everyone and your families (and your bikes). Hope you all get gifted what you want or failing that, what you need.
 

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May we all remember the REAL meaning of Christmas, which is what this December 25th holiday was originaly created for.

Beyond that, heartfelt well-wishes to one and all.
 
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Thats right Paul.
May we all find the essential spirit of it all, with or without the bubbly stuff (I'll take two).
Cheers,
Don
 
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