I have given up looking at women because there is no value in it. These days I go to a Heart Moves exercise group every Tuesday morning, where I am the only bloke amongst 8 women, and I TALK to them. Coffee with the girls afterwards is great. It's a small town where I live and many of the oldies know my wife, so I cannot get into much trouble. At present I have my step-daughter and her lovely baby living with us. The step-daughter LOOKS great, however every day I feel like jumping into our local lake to escape. What is it they used to say - 'Live fast, die young and make a beautiful corpse' ?