Mr. Sunshine sells his Cdo Chopper

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Hobot, I was just about to sit down to lunch.... after seeing this I'm ready for a drink!
 
I like the Q and A section:

Q: The bike looks to be an abortion and your spelling is terrible Mar-06-11
A: I have been down this road before. I Immmediatley REPORT People lke you to EBAY. I am not here to be harrassed or judged by people like you. I AM REPorting you for Hartrasssment (spelled wrond). Ebay will usually take you off site after several reports. If it not for you and you dont like my spelling then MOVE ON. What do you do ? write and harrass peoples listings that you dont approve of ? What a lousy thing to do to fill your time . Sorry but I dont deserve you BS.
 
Yep, that's the spirit embodied in a righteous chopper attitude,
I ain't aiming at ya but don't get in the way.
 
The ad states it's all there. why wouldn't he just finish assembly and sell a complete bike. Possibly he would have to ride it after completion, and the shame of the thought is kiiping him from doing it.
 
That thing is SICK! Custom craftsman motor mount/ forward controlls. Inner thigh massaging frame mod. And don't forget the 8" risers with drag bars! Oil tank could be a bit bigger though! King and queen seat so yo trailer park swapmeet girlfriend can ride too! Wicked!
 
caddy chris said:
That thing is SICK! Custom craftsman motor mount/ forward controlls. Inner thigh massaging frame mod. And don't forget the 8" risers with stock bars! Oil tank could be a bit bigger though! King and queen seat so yo trailer park swapmeet girlfriend can ride too! Wicked!
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I smell a road trip!!! Get out the wifebeaters and dew rags!!
 
bwolfie said:
The ad states it's all there. why wouldn't he just finish assembly and sell a complete bike. Possibly he would have to ride it after completion, and the shame of the thought is kiiping him from doing it.
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Wolfie, this bloke hasn't got the IQ to finish it. He'd only make a biggerer abborshun uv it.

Mick
 
DonOR said:
Hobot, I was just about to sit down to lunch.... after seeing this I'm ready for a drink!
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A Drink?
That thing might look better after a smoke, but I think I'd pass out before it looked groovy man! :D
 
I like how he says he doesn't know if the motor has been bored because he hasn't looked.... Wonder what makes him think the engine will even run?

and to it's credit, it's still not as ugly as that race flag checked bike
 
I can't see it because work blocks Fleabay but based on the description I know everything I need to know:

It's a pile-o-hideous-parts that will be a "righteous, bitchin' custom" after "simply-assemble-and-wire". In other words it's a pile of ugly scrap that will never be a motorcycle but the seller wants a small fortune for it, I'll pass!

I have been down the "bitchin'-Brit-chopper" road so many times that I just jump the gun and start making fun of those folks immediately.

In the Eighties we had a guy start coming around the shop (the Cycle Wheel in Houston, Texas) with a "bitchin'-Commando-chopper" and we had a customer tell us one day that Norton's were junk because he had blown one off on the road, eventually we figured out that he was talking about Red's chop and when Red's chop stopped running we were "blessed" to repair it, on opening up the motor we found 2 lobes of the Cam were almost RUBBED-OFF! (no wonder it ran bad).

Edited to add More memories from the "chop-world":

The Poop-brown A65 chop that was wired with ROMEX! (he was an "Electrician"!) the light switch was even a household light switch!! but for some odd reason the bike would not run (hmm...).

The Bonnie that the Genius builder had "wired" by winding the wires around a Pencil so that when you needed to repair a wire the extra was already there (and it looked good too, imagine a bike wired with Telephone-handset-cord)

Vince
 
pelican said:
and to it's credit, it's still not as ugly as that race flag checked bike
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I just saw this, that's my buddy Mikes bike, I have been around that thing for years. It is definetly not "meek"!

Vince
 
Webby03 said:
DonOR said:
Hobot, I was just about to sit down to lunch.... after seeing this I'm ready for a drink!
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A Drink?
That thing might look better after a smoke, but I think I'd pass out before it looked groovy man! :D
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Webby, I'm afraid that if I looked too long at that thang after a couple of tokes, I would laugh myself to death. literally.
 
No sale. Color me surprised. Basically you were getting a 750 Commando engine, tranny (if there was anything in it) and a front wheel. Everything else was scrap. No wonder it didn't reach $3500. It was almost worth it to have the owner describe the potential. "It would be a 25,000.00 bike done right". I lost it there. :mrgreen:
 
caddy chris said:
Hahaha! You've never been to Stockton! You knows how we pick up gals?...
" Hey baby, nice tooth." :D
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Yes but the stockton girls are missing teeth from crack, not inbreeding!
 
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