texasSlick
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A post on the 'Low Blow' thread reminded me of this story. So let's start another thread.
We had a guy on our hunting lease who we called 'Hippy', but he was just a long haired redneck.
It was the night before deer season opened, and we all gathered at the old barn we called a camp house, for the camaraderie, seeing old friends again after nearly a year's hiatus, and the expectation of seeing big racks in the morning. All present, except Hippy.
It was about 8:30 pm when Hippy arrived, and he promptly announced that he had to go to Houston to buy a new deer rifle. After we quizzed him why he waited until evening before opening day, he finally showed us his rifle. It had a broken stock, and the scope was bent into a bow .... Hippy said it fell off the refrigerator, then left for Houston. Needless to say, none of us bought that 'refrigerator' story.
The funny part came about 3 weeks later, Hippy and I were the only ones at the camp house. I said "Hey Hip, you still dating that little blond gal?"
Hippy: "No man, I threw her ass out after she threw my rifle at me!"
Me: "Hippy, I think it was more like this ... you gathered up your stuff and left."
Hippy: "Well, yeah, it was like that."
Me: "And it all started when she said, "Hunting? You're going hunting, .... again"?
Hippy: "Yeah, that's what she said, and I said, "damn right, I am""
Me: "That's when she picked up the rifle by the muzzle, and flung it at you!"
Hippy: "How'd you know that? That is exactly how it happened. I was on one side of the bed, she on the other, the rifle on the bed. Picked it up by the muzzle, reared back and flung it .... that thing came at me head high, swapping ends like the blades of a brush hog."
Slick
We had a guy on our hunting lease who we called 'Hippy', but he was just a long haired redneck.
It was the night before deer season opened, and we all gathered at the old barn we called a camp house, for the camaraderie, seeing old friends again after nearly a year's hiatus, and the expectation of seeing big racks in the morning. All present, except Hippy.
It was about 8:30 pm when Hippy arrived, and he promptly announced that he had to go to Houston to buy a new deer rifle. After we quizzed him why he waited until evening before opening day, he finally showed us his rifle. It had a broken stock, and the scope was bent into a bow .... Hippy said it fell off the refrigerator, then left for Houston. Needless to say, none of us bought that 'refrigerator' story.
The funny part came about 3 weeks later, Hippy and I were the only ones at the camp house. I said "Hey Hip, you still dating that little blond gal?"
Hippy: "No man, I threw her ass out after she threw my rifle at me!"
Me: "Hippy, I think it was more like this ... you gathered up your stuff and left."
Hippy: "Well, yeah, it was like that."
Me: "And it all started when she said, "Hunting? You're going hunting, .... again"?
Hippy: "Yeah, that's what she said, and I said, "damn right, I am""
Me: "That's when she picked up the rifle by the muzzle, and flung it at you!"
Hippy: "How'd you know that? That is exactly how it happened. I was on one side of the bed, she on the other, the rifle on the bed. Picked it up by the muzzle, reared back and flung it .... that thing came at me head high, swapping ends like the blades of a brush hog."
Slick