Friend in New Zealand

OK, take notice.
I live in the country that God created for himself .
It's called Godzone.
Or to you lesser mortals, New Zealand.
If any of you nice people need someone to help you out with something down here let me know. There may be a fee to pay to cover my costs in helping you out.
I will tell you if it is too big an ask.
No offence if I can't do it.
I will not do anything illegal and wont do immoral shit either.
If you are coming down to NZ and want a contact then P/M me.
I have offered short term accommodation, through other bike sites, to freaks from all over the planet. There is a requirement to pay for board. No free loaders.
I'll even extend this offer to Australians.
All you sad bastards that have been rude can take a hike.
N.B. No mental cases. I had one from the USA last year, a sleep walker who sang and played drums on the walls.

Aw don't withold the good stuff like Kiwi Winny Wash or the nudist motorcycle parades. At least the jet boats and honey are the best there is. Ping us when the world ends as it will start in your time zone I hear.

Throber said:

OK, take notice.
I live in the country that God created for himself .
It's called Godzone.
Or to you lesser mortals, New Zealand.
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Is that why most of you live here ?

Yeah N Z is the best, it has hills and corners and great scenery unlike west Island or should I say Aussy such a great place to ride your bike. And the south Island is the place to do it. Henry Cole of Worlds Greatest Motorcycle Rides loved his ride in the South Island. GO THE KIWIS.

hobot said:

Aw don't withold the good stuff like Kiwi Winny Wash or the nudist motorcycle parades. At least the jet boats and honey are the best there is. Ping us when the world ends as it will start in your time zone I hear.

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When you say bike parades you mean this one...?
Brings out the bike fans do these parades.

i moved to the west coast of the south island about two months ago, and ive done around 4000 kms on my bike since then. the best and most dangerous bike roads in the world. if any of you manage to holiday on a bike in nz its gota be the west coast

I'm told the the NZ national anthem is " I still call .Australia ..home....etc"

How do you pick a Kiwi in a shoe shop? ......He's the one with the hard on next to the Ugg boots.

What do you call a Kiwi in a suit?.........The defendant.

Coromandel Peninsula for me.

You can tell an Australian .
But you cant tell him much .

:lol:

Dances with Shrapnel said:

Coromandel Peninsula for me.

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That's about 1 1/2 hours from me, been there twice on the bike. :roll:

You did not like it? When I was there parts of the road were torn up a bit on the West side but the rest seemed pretty decent. Maybe not like what I have heard about the South Island but decent.

Oh its nice, just there are so many twisty roads to choose from and its known locally as the Coro TT.

Yeah baby the kids and I did the west coast in my 57 Chevy and had a blast. It wasn't the wild west I thought it was instead it was better, with lots to see and do and most of all not a drop of rain, and that was early March left bluff for Nelson and the scenic route all the way.