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Starting a Norton Commando is a special task that one learns over time. Once mastered, the machine will come to life as if it were a roaring lion suddenly awakened via a swift kick in the arse. The roar brings a smile to the face of the lion tamer. The sequence of events leading up to this point required many days of training to determine the exact sequence of events necessary to tickle the fancy of the lion. Every Norton owner has his or her own unique method burned into their brain, yet still has in-trepidations that things will go as planned. This is true especially when a crowd of people have gathered to witness this amazing event. The sequence of events generally goes something like this. Straddle the machine, raise the kickstand, crack the throttle, tickle the carbs for a predetermined time based on temperature, humidity and wind direction, set the choke position, position the pistons in their the exact location, turn the key on, pounce of the starter lever like you mean it, then listen for the roar of the lion as you have awoken it in anger. Put a big smile on your face because you are now ready to roar off down the road.
Now, there are critical nuances to master in each phase of the procedure. Get any one of them wrong and you will be eaten by the lion. Let’s look at what can go wrong with each critical step.
Crack the throttle - This step is only for those that have a throttle lock for cruise control. Obviously you cannot crack the throttle and tickle the carbs with both hands at the same time.
Ah, Tickle the carbs - This is probably the most crucial step. Too much tickle and the lion will awaken with a bone stuck in his throat. He may be able to clear it or you may have fouled his plugs. Too little tickle and there will be no fire in his belly. Maybe burps and sputters but no roar. You are now in a real predicament. A calculation must be made as to how much extra tickle is required. Miss it and you have ruined your days ride.
Choke - Based on your beasts preferences you may or may not choose to close the choke a predetermined amount. This is also determined by the temperature of the day and the temperature of the beast.
Position the pistons - Ideally, the pistons must be on the compression stroke, ready to fire position. Failure to complete this step can cause the lion tamer to switch roles and become cannon fodder for the cannoneer. In this case there is no net to catch you.
Pounce on it - If you have plenty of beef on your bones, this step is usually straightforward. However if you are
malnourished, you must make every effort to pounce like a lion.
Conclusion - When you have mastered and burned into your memory each steps noted above, you have become a true Nortoneer. You have tamed the beast. Your relationship with the lion will bring you no end of joy and happiness. Ride on down the road and enjoy the wind in your face and the roar of your lion.
Now, there are critical nuances to master in each phase of the procedure. Get any one of them wrong and you will be eaten by the lion. Let’s look at what can go wrong with each critical step.
Crack the throttle - This step is only for those that have a throttle lock for cruise control. Obviously you cannot crack the throttle and tickle the carbs with both hands at the same time.
Ah, Tickle the carbs - This is probably the most crucial step. Too much tickle and the lion will awaken with a bone stuck in his throat. He may be able to clear it or you may have fouled his plugs. Too little tickle and there will be no fire in his belly. Maybe burps and sputters but no roar. You are now in a real predicament. A calculation must be made as to how much extra tickle is required. Miss it and you have ruined your days ride.
Choke - Based on your beasts preferences you may or may not choose to close the choke a predetermined amount. This is also determined by the temperature of the day and the temperature of the beast.
Position the pistons - Ideally, the pistons must be on the compression stroke, ready to fire position. Failure to complete this step can cause the lion tamer to switch roles and become cannon fodder for the cannoneer. In this case there is no net to catch you.
Pounce on it - If you have plenty of beef on your bones, this step is usually straightforward. However if you are
malnourished, you must make every effort to pounce like a lion.
Conclusion - When you have mastered and burned into your memory each steps noted above, you have become a true Nortoneer. You have tamed the beast. Your relationship with the lion will bring you no end of joy and happiness. Ride on down the road and enjoy the wind in your face and the roar of your lion.