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'Tis the season...

Postby grandpaul » Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:01 pm

SEASONAL GREETINGS
From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of motorcycle brand, personal definition of 'cafe racer', or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
With appropriate salutations,
The Paul Zuniga family
Laredo, Texas, USA, Earth (3rd stone from Sun), Milky Way Galaxy, Alpha quadrant, Universe
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Re: 'Tis the season...

Postby lcrken » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:04 pm

And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family, Paul, and to anyone else on the list who isn't offended by a traditional greeting. I don't think there's much religious meaning to the holidays any more, so I consider my offering of best wishes to be totally secular, not religious, but still sincerely meant. I hope we all enjoy the holidays, whatever our persuasion.

By the way, I really did get a good laugh out of your post.

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Re: 'Tis the season...

Postby grandpaul » Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:02 pm

Thanx, Ken. Selling the 880 got my head above water for Christmas, thankfully. So, all we need is some snow (I'm not holding my breath).
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Re: 'Tis the season...

Postby Danno » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:40 am

And DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL for Christmas. :lol: :lol:

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